1. Anonymous said: Saggy tits. Who would spend money on that lol





    What? My boobs are great.



    See? Perfectly fine.


     I mean, yeah, they jiggle and wobble and don’t sit high up on my chest. But that’s normal.

    Like what do you think I should do about it? I mean



    My boobs just do normal boob things. They’re A-okay normal healthy boobs.

    Moral: Boobs are really diverse. Do your boobs sag? Normal. Do they have hair? Normal. Do they have stretch marks? Normal. Do you get pimples on them? Normal. Are they different sizes? Normal. Big nipples? Normal. Puffy dark areola? Normal. Not facing dead ahead? Normal. Small? Normal. Big? Normal. Normal Normal Normal. 

    And they’re your boobs. If you can change any of those things and you want to, go ahead!

    But don’t let people tell you that your breasts are wrong just because they’re affected by gravity. 

    You’re fine. They’re fine.

    Do think she could have made the same point Without showing her boobs though :$ that just gave the world a look at her half naked. Not classy…

    1. They’re just boobs, man.
    2. I’m topless like 70 percent of the time anyway, but I made a point of showing them, and subsequently received hundreds of messages along the lines of “that’s exactly what my breasts look like! I’d never seen any like them before! thank you”
    3. Your concept of class is silly. I am laughing at you.
    4. Seriously, they’re just boobs.  Am I supposed to be ashamed of my boobs or something? Are you 12
    5. I do not associate with people that are that scared and disgusted by nudity, because I am not a child and understand that bodies are not inherently sexual, and even if they were there’s nothing wrong being sexual
    6. How are you breathing with your head stuck so far up your ass. Are you okay?
    7. Grow up.
    8. No one asked you.
    9. Shhh.

  2. Anonymous said: I'm really glad you're okay after that, sorry to hear about your car though. Hopefully you're not too sore tomorrow.

    Thanks, I was more sore today (day 2 after accident) but nothing too bad.  I’m glad I’m ok, too.    

  4. hitlerch4n:



    Black Teen With White Parents Mistaken For Burglar, Assaulted By Cops In His Own Home

    ‘Put your hands on the door, I was like, ‘For what? This is my house.’ Police pointed at photos of white people hanging on the wall and told him that he was lying.

    A North Carolina teen was recently assaulted and pepper sprayed by police in his own home, after he was mistaken for a burglar.  18-year-old DeShawn Currie has been living with foster parents Ricky and Stacy Tyler in Wake County, North Carolina for about a year.

    The Tylers love DeShawn as their own son and they have taken him into their home, in hopes to provide him the safe and loving environment that he needs to thrive in the most important years of his life.

    Unfortunately, some of the Tyler’s neighbors were not familiar with the family dynamics of the home, and decided to call the police to report a burglary when they saw the young man entering his home after school one day.  DeShawn did not climb through a window or struggle to get inside, but simply walked through the unlocked door of the home.  The only thing that actually made his neighbors suspicious, was the color of his skin.

    When police arrived on the scene they treated DeShawn like a criminal without asking any questions.

    “They was like, ‘Put your hands on the door, I was like, ‘For what? This is my house.’ I was like, ‘Why are y’all in here?” DeShawn said in an interview.

    When DeShawn asked the officers why they were in his home, they pointed at photos of white people hanging on the wall and told him that he was lying.

    “I’m feeling comfortable, I had moved into my room, and I’m feeling like I’m loved. And then when they come in and they just profile me and say that I’m not who I am. And that I do not stay here because there was white kids on the wall, that really made me mad,” DeShawn later told reporters.

    During the entire altercation, police were shouting profanity at the young man, and pointing multiple guns at his face.  When DeShawn stood firm and insisted that he was in fact in his own home, police attacked him with pepper spray.

    When Stacy Tyler came home from work she saw her son DeShawn in the driveway being treated by paramedics for the injuries that police had inflicted.

    “My 5-year-old last night, she looked at me and said, ‘Mama I don’t understand why they hated our brother, and they had to come in and hurt him,” Stay Tyler told reporters.

    “Everything that we’ve worked so hard for in the past years was stripped away yesterday in just a matter of moments,” father Ricky Tyler added.

    The police department has defended their actions, saying that that DeShawn did not obey the officer’s orders to the letter, despite the fact that they were intruders in his home and had no right to be there barking orders at him.

    Now this is something to bring attention to.


    (Source: weloveinterracial, via yellowxperil)

  5. I totalled my car tonight, and I’m feeling like a really shitty person for it because it was a really preventable accident if only I has been paying more attention and hadn’t been in such a rush. I literally pulled out right in front of someone, and they t-boned me. So yeah, feeling stupid. Be careful when you drive.

    And yes, I’m fine. Shaken up and a little sore and have a few tiny scratches from glass shattering all over me, but mostly fine. Will probably be more sore in the morning.

    My friend and I are going to have a funeral for my car, lol.


  7. gusmen:

    “i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

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  8. heart-full-of-napalm:


    Can you imagine these glorious horrors stalking and slashing down the runway?  I can and it makes for most memorable nightmares. From Alice Auaa 2014-2015 F/W runway during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Japan.

    Not digging the masks mostly because of the makeup potential

  9. h0odrich:


    Amy Winehouse vs Paparazzi 2011.


    amy had the mean dropkick

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  10. marauders4evr:

    So there are a lot of reasons why Bob’s Burgers is such a great show but today, I’m going to talk about one of my favorite parts of the show: Tina.

    Or more specifically: How the family treats Tina.

    I stand by a statement that I once made: Tina Belcher is everything that Meg Griffin could have been in Family Guy hadn’t screwed up.

    Tina is an awkward thirteen-year-old girl and the oldest of the Belcher siblings. The show doesn’t hold back at showing some of her awkward moments. She frequently fantasizes about boys but she never knows how to act around them, she writes erotic fan/friend-fiction, she’s socially awkward, she easily panics, she often says the wrong things, etc.

    And yes, members of the family have occasionally pointed out how awkward she is. But here come the best part. They don’t care! They still love Tina! She is rarely the butt of a joke and the Belchers would nevetell her to shut up or otherwise abuse her unlike some other shows on FOX.And the family is always going out of their way to do things for her because that’s what a family does. Especially Bob. Bob is such a great father and the way he’ll do anything for his kids (especially Tina) proves it. ‘Fighting’ the teacher of a Capoeira class because he refuses to give Tina her yellow cord. Driving a cab at night to make extra money to throw her a birthday party. Getting his legs waxed alongside her so that she’s not afraid. Going to the equivalent of a Brony convention to get her favorite toy back. Etc. Linda treats Tina just like the rest of the kids and fully embraces Tina’s ‘weirdness’. Even when Gene and Louise tease Tina, it’s made clear that they still love her and that teasing each other is just what siblings do. Most of the series shows the three of them doing things together and the episodes always equally involve all three siblings and using them to their full potential. All three are hilarious, all three have their moments, and all three shine. And when Tina is upset, Gene and Louise are always there to try and save the day. Whether it’s getting her to her favorite concert, getting back at a bully, letting her have her time to shine at a Bat Mitzvah, etc. 

    Also, her weight is nevementioned. I don’t think anyone’s weight is mentioned in Bob’s Burgers, other than a scene where Bob cheers Teddy up.

    Anyway, the point of this post is to show how amazing a show can be when they have an awkward character who still has great moments, has a family who loves her, and is actually funny, instead of making her the butt of the jokes by having her constantly be abused by her family and the writers of the show, DO YOU SEE?

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  11. octoberspirit:



    This is so true it’s not even funny.

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  13. lizclimo:

    homemade costumes are better anyway

    Drawn by Liz Climo [tumblr | twitter]

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  14. theperksofbeingalibrarian:


    At the library…

    Little known fact: 90% of librarians are just overgrown children.

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  15. matt-smith-gifs:

    I’m not really a sort of weepy guy. I just suddenly got a bit… I don’t know… I don’t know what happened to me. - MS